Two days ago I had recess duty and I was standing out in the blistering cold looking around at all the kindergarten kids, when one small boy walked up to me, and this conversation ensued:
Kid: Who are you?
Me: Miss *****.
Kid: Oh, I think you’re pretty…
Kid: I said I think you’re pretty! I mean, well, actually I think you’re HOT!
Kid: Every time I see you I’m going to call you Miss Hottie! Miss Hot that’s your name.
Me: Go play.
Not one minute later he comes back with his kindergarten gang.
Kid: (pointing at me) See that’s the one, the one I call hot. I think you’re hot, Miss Hottie!
Me: You’re SIX- GO PLAY. My name is Miss ****!
This kid was a kindergartner! What is this world coming to?